August 2011
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Aug 1st
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the commander-in-chic: advice for petite... →
theclotheshorse: a-dom: “For me, it’s working with what I feel comfortable with. Trends don’t always translate, so I’m usually attracted to what looks good on me. For example, I don’t think fall’s flare-jeans/wide-leg jean trend will work. I try to play with proportions, too—high-waisted skirts and crop-tops…things…
Aug 1st
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Things I miss and will probably never get while...
Youtube Facebook My Blackberry SOME LOVIN’
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July 2011
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Jul 31st
moreawkwardpirouettes asked: Why have you disappeared from tumblr
Come back
Jul 31st
That awkward moment when...
Just the other day, I took my sister swimming. There we were, minding our own business in the change room when a Chinese woman strikes up a conversation with us. Everything is going well except for the occasional slurred words on my part, because of my inadequacy to speak without sounding like a retard with strangers…but then she starts undressing herself in front of us and I’m...
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
I am back bitches.
Kidding, I’m not.  ): But in other news, I GOT GOLD FISHIES :D 6 of ‘em!
Jul 31st
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Jul 15th
musemiscellaneously asked: ANSWER MY EMAIL WOMAN.

YOU ONLY WENT TO CHINA NOT TO SPACE.

:D
Jul 15th
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"Hey, know any good jokes about sodium?" "Na."
leindork: hawkeyfan31: vitlers-hagina: how-to-be-a-skinny-bitch: ifeltlikeicouldjustfly: I zinc we’re better than that, guys. One of the better jokes I’ve xenon here It’s not their fault all the good jokes argon. JIDSKLGDKAJGMKDLAS  Iron for jokes like these.  Looks like I’ve got some tin to tell my friends when I cesium. guys you’re boron me with all of these periodic...
Jul 15th
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Jul 14th
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R-r-remix →
Rihanna + Gaga
Jul 14th
Jul 14th
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Best thing I never had →
DAYUM BEYONCE. (Sorry it’s not Youtube-linked, China doesn’t allow that shiet)
Jul 14th
Anonymous asked: Miss your posts :c
Jul 14th
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Jul 4th
THE PERIOD MIX (from No Strings Attached)
1. “Evenflow” – Pearl Jam 2. “The Tide Is High” – Blondie 3. “Red Red Wine” – UB40 4. “Sunday Bloody Sunday” – U2 5. “I’ve Got The World On A String” – Frank Sinatra 6. “Muddy River” – Johnny Rivers 7. “Bleeding Love” – Leona Lewis 8. “Here Comes The Flood” – Peter Gabriel 9. “Red Rain” – Peter Gabriel 10. “Waterfalls” – TLC 11. “Red Red Rose” – The Weepies 12. “Red Tide” – Neko Case 13. “Why Does...
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“Okay, Let’s just say I have banged forty guys, what’s the problem? You’re just...”
– Caroline, Daydream Nation (via ohsodevine)
Jul 2nd
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Anonymous asked: The journal-esque post is cool :D
How's the weather in China?
Jul 2nd
in a land far far away
As of 3 hours ago, I have officially began my summer in China. I am typing this as I sit in my dad’s apartment in TianJin, with the air conditioner blasting in my face, listening to the Mumford & Sons White Blank Page, waiting to go out for our first family dinner in a long time. I’m sorry if I bore you, dear followers. Anyway, I’m going to talk quite a bit about my flight...
Jul 2nd
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